RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE:
1. Money cannot buy happiness but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Cadillac than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard’s name.
3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they’re in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again neither does milk.
Winning!
What a fucking day
Too many chiefs and not enough Indians……
A mate I’ve worked with for a long long time had an argument with another work colleague and called him a lazy bastard, next thing you know the LB filed a complaint against him, he gets suspended from work for two weeks, tempers start to build up in work, the LB goes off sick with stress……. playing on it more like, well today was D-Day, the disciplinary! My mate lost his job
10 years in the company and he was sacked over calling someone a lazy Bastard,
What a load of bollocks!
Managing directors
Is it me or are all managing directors big fat greasy haired idiots that sit behind a desk all day sending the same old emails around “can you look into this for me”
What they really mean are ….. I haven’t got a fucking clue what I’m doing but I get paid a lot of money so I’m sending you a email and once you see my name at the top of the screen you will sort it out and I’ll look great to my superiors
Idiots
